jionttt:

the reason why so many people prefer older men isnt because we have some sort of kink but because we know young teenage boys are a complete fucking disaster that can only be salvaged by the sands of time

phlynn:

science has gone too far

phlynn:

science has gone too far

bynce:

Gym teacher: “where are your gym shoes”
Me: image

5060072089124:

*accidentally showers for 5 hours*

And the months go by and I only feel worse;
Try to forget the ones who forgot you first.
How To Hide Your Feelings (via noxiously)
Hold my fucking hand, loser. We’re using the buddy system for the rest of our lives.
How I’m going to propose   (via bewwbs)