the reason why so many people prefer older men isnt because we have some sort of kink but because we know young teenage boys are a complete fucking disaster that can only be salvaged by the sands of time
science has gone too far
Gym teacher: “where are your gym shoes”
*accidentally showers for 5 hours*
Try to forget the ones who forgot you first.
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